When you get an opportunity to have a super high-end sex toy at your house for two weeks to make content with AND enjoy to your heart’s content, you say YES!!!
Last October, I opened the door to an awkward UPS man who set a very heavy package down in my foyer, and it all began…..
Now, I invite you to accompany me on a journey through those two weeks when Ruby Red and Velvet were BFFs– all told through GIFs.
Sit back, relax, and here… we… go!
For those who aren’t familiar, the Sybian is a long-standing, high-end sex toy that looks like this:
and works something like this:
Waiting for Arrival
Seeing a UPS Truck Drive By… and Keep On Driving….
When A Truck Finally Stops and I Go To Answer the Door
The UPS Guy’s Reaction
(wonder if he knows what he’s delivering…)
Getting Ready to Open the Box
Plugging the Sybian In
Realizing How Loud it is and that I’ll Have to Wait Until My Roommates Leave
Waiting for My Roommates to Leave
Hearing Them Grab Their Keys
Watching Them Walk Out the Door
The Door Closes
Setting Up the Sybian/Attachments/Stool/Pillows in the Right Configuration
I GOT IT AND I’M SO READY
My First Solo Ride (using a flat top attachment)
After Riding Once
After Riding Four Times
Waking Up the Next Morning
Trying the Different Attachments
Setting the Vibration Level to High
ADDING A RISER TO THE FLAT TOP ATTACHMENT
Inviting A Partner Over For Play Time
Two-Person Play Time
Pulling the Sybian Around on a Cart For Test Rides at Orlando Pride
Letting My Neighbors Borrow the Sybian for their Anniversary Weekend
Putting the Sybian Back in Her Box to Continue Her #TravelingSybian Journey
Considering Just Filling The Box With Heavy Rocks
Remembering I Can’t Afford to be Billed the Cost of the Sybian
Reluctantly Taping Up the Box and Bringing it to the UPS Store
Coming Back Home to an Empty Room
Seeing Everyone Else’s #TravelingSybian Posts All Over Social Media
Telling Everyone I Meet About #TravelingSybian
And Even Now…
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Chat again soon, you scrumptious Sybians!